He is Happy … Do You?
We claim that we know the meaning of life and we know how to live. Here is any example. Think once more…. do you know how to live? He is happy… Do you?
…::: Stupid And Funny Quotes :::…
There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
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Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame On it
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils *
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Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.
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Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one.
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
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kids in the backseats cause accidents, accidents in the backseat cause kids
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Stop being so stupid.. it’s my turn.
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With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
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It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.
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Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.
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Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.
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Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the ass. The key to management is knowing which mules are which.
Funny Kids Impressions
Here is a worthy video to watch. See how kids react naturally to what happends to them.
